Nothing tests a marriage more than insomnia or snoring. - David Linley

32+ Hilarious Quotes Related to Snoring That Will Brighten Your Day

Do you snore? Does your sleeping partner snore? Does it feel like the house is shaking his/her snores? People across the world encounter different kinds of snoring. While snoring can be related to a serious sleep disorder, it can be quite funny at times.

Sleeping next to a snorer can be annoying, irritating, and can rob you of a good night’s sleep. But that does not mean you sulk all night. Check out some of the funniest and hilarious snoring quotes by people that will surely brighten your day!

1.Nothing tests a marriage more than insomnia or snoring. - David Linley

Nothing tests a marriage more than insomnia or snoring. - David Linley

2.My wife says I'm making a noise like a stranded whale. I think I have a major snoring problem. - Rex Hunt

My wife says I'm making a noise like a stranded whale. I think I have a major snoring problem. - Rex Hunt

3.I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing 'Maria' from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up. - Adam Sandler.

I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing 'Maria' from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up. - Adam Sandler.

4.I don’t snore, I dream I am a motorcycle. - Kevin Calin

I don’t snore, I dream I am a motorcycle. - Kevin Calin

5.Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

6.Snoring keeps the monsters away. - Judy Blume

Snoring keeps the monsters away. - Judy Blume

7.There ain't no way to find out why a snorer can't hear himself snore. - Mark Twain

There ain't no way to find out why a snorer can't hear himself snore. - Mark Twain

8.They say I killed six or seven men for snoring. Well, it ain't true. I only killed one man for snoring. - John Wesley

They say I killed six or seven men for snoring. Well, it ain't true. I only killed one man for snoring. - John Wesley

9.Father's snoring grows to sound increasingly like a vacuum cleaner in heat. - Margaret Halsey

Father's snoring grows to sound increasingly like a vacuum cleaner in heat. - Margaret Halsey

10.I may or may not have almost body slammed one of my bandmates for snoring. - Frankie Muniz

I may or may not have almost body slammed one of my bandmates for snoring. - Frankie Muniz

11.Why is it the one who snores always sleeps first?

Why is it the one who snores always sleeps first

12.Two things that test marriage: The toilet seat and snoring.

Two things that test marriage The toilet seat and snoring.

13.How to stop snoring: Place pillow over the snorer and Hold still, till snoring stops

How to stop snoring Place pillow over the snorer and Hold still, till snoring stops

14.You can’t hear me snoring if you are asleep.

You can’t hear me snoring if you are asleep.

15.When a guy is really into you he doesn’t care if you snore while sleeping. He’ll be like snore for me you sexy diesel-powered engine.

When a guy is really into you he doesn’t care if you snore while sleeping. He’ll be like snore for me you sexy diesel-powered engine.

16.Snoring is like breathing with an accent.

Snoring is like breathing with an accent.

17.Readjusting my husband so he stops snoring.

Readjusting my husband so he stops snoring.

18.The snore is strong with this one.

The snore is strong with this one.

19.Snoring may be disturbing for others but a snorer is a happy man having a sound sleep, completely unaware of the happening around.

Snoring may be disturbing for others but a snorer is a happy man having a sound sleep, completely unaware of the happening around.

20.I love you more than I hate your snoring.

I love you more than I hate your snoring.

21.I thought you were sexy until I heard you snoring.

I thought you were sexy until I heard you snoring.

22.Oh, honey! Women don’t snore, we purr.

Oh, honey! Women don’t snore, we purr.

23.Sometimes I snore, like when I get really tired. - Bill Murray

Sometimes I snore, like when I get really tired. - Bill Murray

24.Not sure if my husband is snoring or trying to start the lawnmower.

Not sure if my husband is snoring or trying to start the lawnmower.

25.May snoring not put asunder what you've said ‘I do’ to.

May snoring not put asunder what you've said ‘I do’ to.

26.Best part of my day is when my husband wakes up and the snoring stops.

Best part of my day is when my husband wakes up and the snoring stops.

27.A cure for snoring: just another of the many uses for duct tape.

A cure for snoring just another of the many uses for duct tape.

28.Before marriage: I’m going to love sleeping next to you every night! After marriage: Next time your snoring keeps me up I’m going to smack you with a pillow.

Before marriage I’m going to love sleeping next to you every night! After marriage Next time your snoring keeps me up I’m going to smack you with a pillow.

29.Apparently I snore so loud that it scares everyone when I'm driving.

Apparently I snore so loud that it scares everyone when I'm driving.

30.Snoring is basically bragging about being asleep, so loudly, that it stops other people from sleeping. It’s like lying there screaming “I’M HAVING A LOVELY SLEEP”

Snoring is basically bragging about being asleep, so loudly, that it stops other people from sleeping. It’s like lying there screaming “I’M HAVING A LOVELY SLEEP”

31.Not sure I’m snoring or imitating darth vader

Not sure I’m snoring or imitating darth vader

32.If your wife tells you that you snore, just know she has carefully weighed the pros and cons of letting you live.

If your wife tells you that you snore, just know she has carefully weighed the pros and cons of letting you live.

33.I thank you for not snoring - Marlon Brando

I thank you for not snoring - Marlon Brando

34.Don’t like my snoring? Sleep outside

Those of you who don’t snore or have a sleep partner that snore, you might be one of the lucky ones.

For those who are share this special experience, should find the humour in these situations and find joy in the little things

If you loved the funny snoring quotes above, share some of your sayings or experiences of snoring with us in our comments section!

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